tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-131788912011-07-14T14:25:19.254-07:00....and is well hung, but doesn't like dungdoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07675080848270520580noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13178891.post-1118977512434817422005-06-16T20:01:00.000-07:002005-06-16T20:05:12.440-07:00<span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">Well....I like spiritual experiences. In fact, I have one on my lilly pad every single day. </span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">You see, there's a bug. My goal in life is to eat him. He flies around me and skims on the surface of the water. I dislike this bug very much. It taunts me because...you see...I am tounge tied. Yes, I am a short-tounged frog. </span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">Thats why I'm so skinny, I can't get very much to eat, because my tounge doesnt go far enough</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">So this annoying little bug, annoys me. I sit and think happy thoughts on my lilly pad, while it swims around and taunts me. </span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">I feel very spiritual when I do this</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">Thank you for listening</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">I think I'll go try and find some grub within a two inch radius</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13178891-111897751243481742?l=hogndogs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>froghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01317129395420182185noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13178891.post-1117937615484570562005-06-04T18:56:00.000-07:002005-06-04T22:24:35.856-07:00yes well i think you should all know that i had my very first spiritual expiriance yesterday<br />i was just walking along through this kind of dense forest when i sat down and this tree just started talking to me he was like telling me about his past and how he had such a hard life lack of water<br />little kids climbing all over him burnt by fires just all sorts of bad stuff i realy felt for him i asked him if all trees felt this way he didn't know but he said most of them do.<br />so i decided to hed off said bye went pee giggled and skipped away. then i went to my favoret place its kinda like a messy room but much worse so i climbed all around found some kinda little den slepped their for awhile then i ate some grub pretty much just cookies and stuff<br />ok then i found this ball but this was no ordinary ball it made noises oh ya lots of noises so i like played with it for the longest time until it popped and little green men came cralling out. hmmm<br />it was wierd so i went swiming in some little sest pool that was gross but very cool.<br />one more thing if any of you have ever tryed fungidamouthism please tell me how that wen't and what it was like thanks...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13178891-111793761548457056?l=hogndogs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07675080848270520580noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13178891.post-1117090431472608322005-05-25T23:52:00.000-07:002005-05-25T23:53:51.473-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">that took alot out of me. <br /><br />Confessions from the heart,<br /><br />by frog<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13178891-111709043147260832?l=hogndogs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>froghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01317129395420182185noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13178891.post-1117090234943904302005-05-25T23:48:00.000-07:002005-05-25T23:51:35.753-07:00well.....I do<br /><br />confessions from the heart,<br /><br />by dog<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13178891-111709023494390430?l=hogndogs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07675080848270520580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13178891.post-1117070112944983692005-05-25T18:14:00.000-07:002005-05-25T18:15:12.943-07:00yes well its the third not the second<br />a little slow yes<br />well its ok frogs are slower then dogs..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13178891-111707011294498369?l=hogndogs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07675080848270520580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13178891.post-1117070022839791512005-05-25T18:12:00.000-07:002005-05-25T23:57:25.546-07:00<span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;">I'm even more excited then the dog</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;">I can hop</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;">I am hopping higher then the dog</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;">whoopie</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;">How does dog know I am a female frog? </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;">"Where are my female organs?" says the frog. "Has dog been setting himself up for a flog.....ing?"</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;">I am suspicious.......</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">I am no longer hopping</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">woop woop</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13178891-111707002283979151?l=hogndogs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>froghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01317129395420182185noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13178891.post-1117069904097688012005-05-25T18:10:00.000-07:002005-05-25T20:20:36.020-07:00I would like you all to meet frog who will now be posting<br />please give her a big round of applause...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13178891-111706990409768801?l=hogndogs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07675080848270520580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13178891.post-1117069073381361112005-05-25T17:57:00.000-07:002005-05-25T17:57:53.383-07:00allrighty then<br />this is super i am so excited...<br />wow.<br />wowy<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13178891-111706907338136111?l=hogndogs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07675080848270520580noreply@blogger.com2